Celebrity Facial Hair Friday - Howie Mandel
Today's celebrity facial hair Friday pick is none other than comedian and host of the ever popular Deal or No Deal - Howie Mandel. Howie's got be thanking his lucky stars that's he landed the Deal gig. I haven't seen him since St. Elsewhere back in the 80s.
Actually that's not entirely true. Howie was one of the comedians who gave his version of a particularly graphic and crass joke in the Aristocrats. If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't look into it. Trust me.
Howie used to have hair. And he used to be funny. Case in point, this quote from HowieMandel.com, which accompanies the photo on the left. "This is the first time I grew a mustache. Who says it has to be under your nose. This way I never got food in it."
See? Ha ha ha. Hilarious! Oh Howie You crack me up. Who else would grow a mustache on his cheek just for a joke.
God I hate prop-comics.
What the hell is up with that soul patch? It's so jarring. Maybe if he had a little hair on his head it would balance out the scruf. It's like he's desperately trying to tell the world - hey, I can still grow hair. Really. You know what? I'll bet he colors his soul patch. Most of the other recent pictures I've seen of him show graying facial hair. Just shave it. Shave it and admit to the world that you're done.
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at September 15, 2006 8:40 AM