Color Your Hair... Down There

Think you're done grooming those pubes? Think again. It's time to color me mine with Betty. Available in auburn, black, blonde, brown, and "fun" (read: pink), Betty's got a pubic hair color that's right for you.

Introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there. Colors naturally, covers gray, and enhances to match your glorious locks above. Whether you're blonde (be a true blonde now!), radiant auburn, brunette, or black, our easy-to-use, no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch. From now on, when you highlight or color your hair, don't forget your betty color for the hair down there.

Good news gentlemen - Betty works for guys too! (See Question 6 of the FAQ.) Betty coloring kits are $20 and available online at BettyBeauty.com. They've also got T-shirts in women's and men's sizes. Any man brave enough to wear a Betty T-shirt in public deserves a free coloring kit, as far as I'm concerned.

From this supremely eloquent and chock-full-o'-euphemism Daily Candy article.

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