Celebrity Facial Hair Friday - Stan Lee
This week's Celebrity Facial Hair pick is super-hero inventor and comic book legend Stan Lee. Working late one evening in his lab - a dreary, dilapidated building filled with test tubes, beakers, and one radioactive arachnid - Stan produced the amazing Spider-Man. Who would guess that years later Spidey would become three major motion pictures, countless comic books, and hands down the best ride at Universal Studios Islands of Adventure in Florida.
It's a big summer for Stan. Not only did Spider-man 3 open recently, but the next installment of the Fantastic Four - Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer - opens in a week. Yep - Stan did them too. Along with X-Men, the Hulk, Iron Man, and a host of others.
OK, back to business. Stan has a mustache. A slightly cheesy, slightly sleazy mustache. Now hold on, all you Stan-luvas. Before you go labeling me a hater, hear me out. I have a theory. Have you ever seen Stan Lee and Spider-man in the same room together? Nope. How about Stan and the Hulk? Nunca. Coincidence? Perhaps not. See, I think the mustache might be fake. Think Clark Kent's glasses. It's all part of the disguise, so us mere mortals won't figure out his true identity.
Well I see past that mustache, Stan! I see the clean-shaven skin above your lip, and I'm calling you out. It's time to register yourself under the Superhuman Registration Act, or else it's Captain America time for you!
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at June 8, 2007 8:42 AM
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