Celebrity Facial Hair Friday - Michael Vick
This week's Celebrity Facial Hair Friday pick is (former) Atlanta Falcon's quarterback Michael Vick. Now unless you avoid sports at all costs you know that Michael is in a bit of trouble for organizing dog fights and then betting on them. It's a sad footnote in this story that people seem to be arguing over which is worse.
Michael's most likely going to prison. And when he gets out, he's going to need an image change. Book yourself on Leno, Oprah, and Dr. Phil. Perhaps write a book. And shave that goatee. See, everyone knows the goatee means evil. Mr. Spock had a transporter accident, got a goatee, and was evil. Once the goatee was gone, all was forgiven.
My guess is Michael Vick will resurface in a year or two with clean shaven face and an apologetic story. Tune in then to find out.
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at August 24, 2007 8:56 AM
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