Venereous Mountain Mist

So, you're thinking of shaving down there. Or perhaps you already have. Do you have an aftershave specially formulated for your nether region?

Allow me to introduce you to Venereous Mountain Mist from NewfBrand.com. Venereous Mountain Mist is 100% all natural with ingredients like Aloe Vera Juice, Witch Hazel, Liquid Silk Protein, Vitamin E, Essential Fragrance Oils. Want to put some Polysorbate 80 on your hotchie-coo? Look elsewhere.

Venereous (pronounced "Ve`ne´re`ous") has two common definitions. The first is:" Venereal; exciting lust; aphrodisiac." The second definition of venereous is: "Lustful; lascivious; libidinous."

Newfbrand is home-grown and family operated. Husband and wife team created the aftershave. Mom runs the company which is named after the dog (a Newfoundland). Got any questions? I'll bet they answer them personally.

Venereous Mountain Mist is $7.95 for a 4 oz. spray bottle or $11.95 for a 8 oz. spray bottle.

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Posted by Russell Neufeld at September 25, 2007 8:08 AM