Celebrity Facial Hair Friday - Tim Burton
This week's Celebrity Facial Hair Friday pick is acclaimed movie directory Tim Burton. Tim's got a new movie opening today starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, and Alan Rickman. And what would the name of this movie be? Why, it's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Demon barber. Huh. That's cool. No wait. That's like old-school barber. Like a barber who cuts your hair and shaves your beard. Demon shaver? What?!? That's blasphemy! What are you trying to say, Tim Burton? You know not all people who shave with a straight razor are homicidal maniacs created by society seeking revenge because they were wrongly imprisoned. Also, most of us shave with a safety razor now. Trying killing someone with a Fusion. Not gonna happen. You'd sooner electrocute yourself with that AAA battery than slice a neck with a Mach3, that thing's so safe.
Tim Burton, I don't know what you have against shaving, but I don't like it. I also don't like that goatee. Shave it! Or suffer the wrath of Sweeney Todd.
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at December 21, 2007 8:56 AM
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