Celebrity Facial Hair Friday - Jason Giambi
Today's Celebrity Facial Hair Friday pick is none other than Yankee first baseman/designated hitter Jason Giambi. Giambi is somewhat of a polarizing player - you either love him or your hate him. And your opinion can change, often, even if you're a New York fan.
So why is he in the news now? Well, he's kind of been sucking recently. Then he grew a mustache. An ugly one. And then he started hitting.
Baseball is all about superstition. Many pitchers never step on the foul lines when walking to and from the dugout. Batters perform mind-numbing rituals before each at-bat. And some guys grow crazy facial hair. Now we've got Giambi mustache day at Yankees Stadium, where everyone wears ridiculous fake 'staches. Thankfully I stand to make a mint with my dealings in faux mustache futures.
I've never liked Giambi, and it's not just because I'm a Red Sox fan. There's no way that guy's not still juicing. Come on. A simple apology and we're supposed to look the other way? I seriously don't understand how these guys get away with it. Oh right, Congress is looking into it.
Whatever. I can't wait until he shaves. Because that'll mark the day he realized that the magic stache ain't doing it for him anymore. Until then I'm sure we'll see a shaving commercial starring Mr. Stache.
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at August 8, 2008 8:39 AM
Giambi needs to bring back the stache. Pronto.
This website has an "I Stache Giambi" t-shirt that is absolutely classic. You have to see it to get the humor.