August 12, 2008

Somebody Please Save the Goatee Saver

goateesaverfront.jpgLet's say you were one of those kids who couldn't color within the lines. And let's say you're all growns up and have decided that the goatee suits you. (It doesn't, by the way.) Have we got the perfect device for you! Vigilant ShavingStuff reader Daniil sent in a link to what might possibly be the best innovation in goatee technology since the goat. It's the Goatee Saver, and while it might not save your coolness, it'll definitely save your goatee.

goateesaverback.jpgHere's how it works. Adjust the Goatee Saver's width to your desired thickness. Chomp down on the adjustable orange strips to hold said saver in place. Then shave around the edges. Viola! A perfect goatee. (Oxymoron?)

OK, first of all, that's mouthpiece is going to smell after a couple days. Remember your retainer from junior high? Secondly, I don't want anyone coming in the room while I'm sucking this contraption. Hey, what's up cyborg mouth? Seriously, watch the video of this guy using this thing on their homepage.

So, if you have a goatee and suck at shaving, the Goatee Saver is $19.99 and available exclusively at GoateeSaver.com.

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Posted by Russell Neufeld at August 12, 2008 8:36 AM
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