Baxter of California Saves the World's Financial Markets
While the fine men and women of the House and Senate debate how best to apply $700 billion of financial aid, Baxter of California ran the numbers and sent out the following for your review:
With the proposed 700 Billion Dollar Bail Out Plan that congress is mulling over, we thought it would be interesting to know how many bottles of Baxter could be distributed to the entire U.S population.
Invigorating Body Wash: a free bottle every month for the next 15 + years.
Baxter Lip Balm: a free tube every month for the next 24 years.
Baxter Travel Kit: a free kit every year, for the next 46 years.
Let's see... Wall Street CEOs walk away with millions in severance, or we all get kick-ass grooming products. I choose the latter.
Since it's unlikely that we the taxpayer will ever see that money, Baxter has created the following promo codes for you instead:
- Free Shave Cream: AIG
- Free Body Wash: Fanny
- Free Under Eye Complex: Freddy
Take advantage of this offer before the men's grooming markets collapse, or September 30th, whichever comes first.
(Minimum Purchase $70 / One code per order / Put the items in your cart / Stop checking your 401k)
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at September 29, 2008 8:55 AM