Celebrity Facial Hair Friday - Wolf Blitzer
We're weeks away from the presidential election, right smack in the middle of prime-time debate season, and who are you going to trust to bring you to the most comprehensive news reporting and analysis? What, you're going to listen to that beady-eyed Jim Lehrer on PBS? What's he hiding behind those baby blacks? Oh, you're thinking of going "Fair and Balanced", my friends? Well, good luck with that. Nope, it's time to turn to the most tricked out, high-tech war room on the 24/7 news-gathering planet. I'm talking of course about Wolf Blitzer and The Situation Room.
Who else is man enough to stand in front of towering mouth-watering flat-screen TVs? Who else fits up to eight talking heads in a single shot. And who else brings you up-to-the-minute average-joe opinions with their dial-a-reaction handhelds placed in a demographically diverse group of debate watchers. Was that clockwise or counter-clockwise for agree?
Do you trust him? Of course you do. The man is a wolf. And he's got the facial hair to prove it. A full circle of distinguishing silver surrounds that conviction. I will listen to whatever you have to say. Just follow it up with a sweeping graphic and a distracting ticker.
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Posted by Russell Neufeld at October 3, 2008 8:18 AM