"Patrick Melcher drives a BMW, blocks all his own hats, and officially has the second-best moustache in the world. On his board, Patrick Melcher fuses unprecedented feats of balance and speed and just generally presides over all things paved with the savage grace of a rabid flamingo. He also looks good doing it, whether he's sporting a trim biker jacket on an outlandish wall-ride or a yellow-feathered Fedora while pole-jamming off a seven set (look it up)."