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November 15, 2011

What's a Moustair?

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If you haven't heard of a Moustair yet, you're not alone. I just recently came across this funny meme, and thought I'd share:

"Where men meets moustaches meets hair meets moustaches meets hair meets MOUSTAIR."

Get more Moustair pics here: Moustair

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July 27, 2011

Facial Hair and Computer Languages

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Back in 2004, Tamir Khason wrote an article about the relationship between facial hair and the success of computer languages.

Want to see how those predictions fared? Check out Computer languages and facial hair - take two

Image: dullhunk at Flickr

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June 27, 2011

Marvel Facial Hair

From artist Shamus Beyale comes this gem:

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[via comically graphic]

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March 29, 2011

The Soul Patch is Evil?

There are always people who will take exception to certain styles of facial hair, and while we might poke fun at ironic moustaches or mountain man beards, it's all in good humor. We here at ShavingStuff think you ought to rock the whiskers you were born with, in any fashion you desire, from moustaches to beards to goatees to being clean shaven.

But it turns out that there are some self-styled facial hair fashion police, and they're warning you off of the soul patch:

"A soul patch is that ugly tuft of hair that grows above your chin and under your lip. Legend has it that the soul patch covers (or patches) the hole from which your soul was extracted, which is why most people with soul patches are soulless bastards."

Read the rest of the article and weigh in on the soul patch controversy: The Truth About the Soul Patch

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January 17, 2011

Facial Hair Length Correlation

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[From Burn a Brain]

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December 29, 2010

Illustrated Guide to Facial Hair

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Reza Farazmand, of Poorly Drawn Lines, gives us the Illustrated Guide to Facial Hair

[Hat tip to Beard Revue]

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November 8, 2010

Frustrated by your shower products?

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"A common problem faced by men the world over is that of smelling like something that isn't awesome enough. We all know that coconut smells great, but have you ever seen a coconut burst into flames from sheer excellence? No, you haven't. That's why we've created the most comprehensive collection of badass aromas ever."

Hyperbole and a Half has the solution to make showering awesome again.

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September 7, 2010

The Shaving Cycle

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From LOLDWELL

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September 6, 2010

How Moustaches Grow

From Fake Science:

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August 25, 2010

My Dad's Beard is Made Out of Cotton Candy

Just when you think you've seen all the facial hair fashions... Along comes a beard made out of cotton candy.

From Boo Ya Pictures.

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July 19, 2010

How Do You Shave a Bee Beard?

honeybees.jpgVery carefully, I imagine.

From The Star:

"A hundred years ago, it was a good way to sell honey at a fair, but today bee bearding -- the art of giving your face over to a swarm of bees -- is mainly done for fun, or charity.

Insect facial hair has been known to pop up in California, Ohio, and even here in Ontario. The Star caught up with the "chambeeon" of last year's contest in Aylmer to see what the buzz is about, and how many puns can be used in one story. Melanie Kempers, 29, of Guelph, is a beekeeper by trade, and a beebearder on her days off."

Read the rest of the article: The secret to a good bee beard: Queen bee and Vaseline

Image: Alan Vernon at Flickr

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July 5, 2010

Evil Dictator Facial Hair Guide

dictatormustache.jpgGot facial hair? You're on your way to dictator greatness! Over at PopCrunch, they've got the lowdown on evil dictator facial hair:

"Dictators need facial hair. The way an ordinary person needs consistent sustenance, dictators must proclaim their superiority on their face, with hair. The styles vary depending on the man, but the purpose is the same throughout. Let the people know the supremacy of your rule, no matter which way you shave it. These guys wrote the book, and here's how they did it."

Read the rest of the article: A Guide To Evil Dictator Facial Hair

Image: Newsbie Pix at Flickr

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June 1, 2010

Shaved Bieber Removes Teen Pop Star Mentions from Your Browsing

Tired of seeing the latest kiddie pop sensation all over the interwebz? Get the Shaved Bieber software and watch all mentions of Justin Bieber disappear!

"YO KANYE, WE'RE HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOUR CAPS LOCKS RANTS AND PROUD WE HELPED lowercase your blog posts, but its time to focus on another accident on the Internet: UNWANTED BIEBER MENTIONS.

We've developed a series of innovative tools to help cover the lower regions of web pages from unwanted Justin Bieber content. Shave away those Bieber mentions on web sites with our bookmarklet, Firefox Add-on, or JavaScript files."

Grab it here: Shaved Bieber

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May 6, 2010

Superhero Facial Hair Guide

MyHero.jpgFrom Victoria Advocate:

"There is nothing better than a superhero. That is, except for a superhero with facial hair. And no one does face follicles more justice than Tony Stark.

But Iron Man isn't the only comic book character that's sporting some peach fuzz. As such, I have created a crucial guide to superhero, sidekick and villain facial hair to help you weave your way from the Van Dykes to the Chin Straps to the Copstache Standards."

Read the rest of the article: A guide to superhero facial hair

Image from The Hero Factory

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