April 20, 2010

Trustworthiness of Beards Infographic

Ever wonder what your facial hair says about you?

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Image: pixelspread.com

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March 24, 2010

Grab Your Free 'Stachetastic App - Today Only

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"Do you feel like your weak facial hair genes are holding you back from achieving that sex symbol status? Now you can fast forward right past the awkward stage, and go from BARE to BEAR in one easy step!

Introducing 'STACHETASTIC! Guaranteed to instantly increase your sex appeal through the power of Super Technical Awesome Cranial Hair Enhancement (S.T.A.C.H.E.) technology.

Don't let your weak facial hair genes hold you back anymore! 'Stachetastic can give you that bad mofo beard or porn star mustache you've always wanted without the weeks and months of growing and maintenance."

Grab yours at iTunes today!

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March 15, 2010

Conan O'Brien's Beard is Tweeting Away

conanbeardtwitter.jpgFor those of you who use the popular microblogging service Twitter, you now have chance to follow not only Conan O'Brien, but to follow his beard as well.

Conan has almost 670,000 followers on Twitter, while his beard has less than 10,000 followers, but his beard feed might just be funnier than he is.

Here's Conan's Twitter feed:

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And now we hear from Conan's beard:

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What do you think, should his beard, not him, be the actual celebrity?

And hey, if you like celebrity body parts, you might want to check out Jay Leno's chin on Twitter.

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January 7, 2010

Stink Bugs and Beard Frogs

stinkbug.jpgIn all my years of wearing a full beard, I never had issues with bugs. I went backpacking and camping and on canoe trips, through all types of terrain, and not once did I have to deal with a beard infestation.

So imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon a question about this very topic over at Askville:

"Why are stink bugs so attracted to my beard?"

I chuckled to myself, visualizing some guy waking up every morning with these big bugs in his beard, and wondering where the heck he lives, so I can avoid that place.

But then I read the answer voted as the Best Answer, with 4 1/2 stars:

"Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill (of ZZ Top) had this exact same problem for a very long time. It wasn't until the mid eighties that Billy and Dusty adopted a pair of what are now known as "beard frogs" and found their solution."

Coffee came out my nose when I read that - I'm imagining the beard frog creeping up the long white beards and popping its head out during a concert.

You'll have to read the rest of the beard frog answer for yourself, and tell me if you've ever heard of such a thing happening to a bearded man. Who knows? The beard frog might just might be the next pet rock.

Image: J. Coelho at Flickr

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January 6, 2010

Wordless Wednesday: St. Sebastian, Protector of Beards

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December 30, 2009

Panasonic Beard Buster iPhone App: Facial Hair Fun

beardbuster.jpgIt's become a funny catchphrase to say "There's an app for that", but it's probably truer than you think. Panasonic just released their own iPhone app, called Beard Buster.

Users can upload a picture of themselves, add facial hair with a 'sketch pen', and then use a razor to shave it into any kind of facial hair that strikes their fancy - from a goatee to a Fu Manchu moustache or a full-length beard. When you're done, you can send the resulting image to friends on Facebook.

So just when you think "I've seen it all" along comes another app...

To pick up yours (for free!) head over to the app store: Beard Buster

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December 23, 2009

The Shave Mobile, For the Man Who Has Everything

shavemobile.jpgWe covered this briefly before, but because we all need a good laugh, I direct you to the Google translation of an article on the Japanese CNET site:

"Finally appeared, they built shaving! Rapidly evolving mobile incorporated various features. What's your purse, and nothing to their Tondemoketai Japan movement in China that is separate from the evolution to proceed with murder. The mobile TV Sutereohanzufuri it after hearing the music, change the cell phone number depending on the opponent, and nothing to the norm now in China. Whenever a new model Tondemoketai "Now I will be on the features?" And they get excited. China has produced its strongest ever, ever, no, "t best demonstration" that will introduce this guy to call his mobile. Why this feature? Why features? What exactly are you thinking! They Atsu no sane or mad? Maa question but there is a lot to force the manufacturer's product planning has already made your phone just like you have to tip my hat."
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September 13, 2009

It's getting to be that time of year...

It might be wise to start planning your winter facial hair strategy now, so you'll get a good head-start if you live in a part of the world with brutal winters. For those without cold temperatures, you can stop reading right here.

For those of us who are regularly out in the elements, whether we're braving a commute, climbing a crag, or cranking out some miles on the bicycle, some serious facial protection comes in really handy in December.

With that in mind, here's a little beard-growing humor for you:


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April 14, 2009

The Faux Bois Beard T-Shirt

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If you've been looking for a fun way to show off your facial hair affinity, look no further. The Faux Bois Beard T-shirt lets you go clean shaven, yet still be able to pull up your beard at any time! Great for men or women, the Faux Bois shirt is sure to be an attention grabber wherever you go.

To pick one up, head over to the Etsy shop of hideandseekclothing and tell 'em we sent you.

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March 30, 2009

No Need to Grow a Beard, Just Buy One

beard.jpgSo you can't wear a beard because of work, or maybe you can't really grow a full one, or maybe you don't want to wait through the scratchy transition phase...

Now you can simply buy one.

Artist Erin Dollar, of Portland, Oregon, makes beards by hand and sells them through Etsy. Pick up a pre-made beard or order a custom one from Erin, and you'll be the talk of the town.

Surf on over to her shop at Etsy, and head over to her blog I Made You a Beard and get in on the action.

Image: imadeyouabeard

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