"For centuries, the moustache has played a vital societal role. Moustache functions include a display of virility and a method of attracting a mate (best used in conjunction with a chest wig), a means of communication between men, a storage device for food particles, and a way of proclaiming proudly to the world that the shackles of youth have been shed.
Recently, this iconic element of masculinity has been marginalized, as moustache-heroes like Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds have been replaced in women's affections by hairless youths, such as Zac Efron."
So you're curious what your mouth would look like with a moustache before you commit to growing one for Movember? Well, (wait for it...) there's an app for that.
"Mustaches are a symbol of power and virility, who wouldn't want to grow one! Sadly, not everyone one can. But using the advanced technology of the iPhone even the follicly challenged can sport a stylish 'stache. Now, you too can feel the power that Salvador Dali, Friedrich Nietzsche and Mark Spitz felt.
Simply choose which mustache fits your current mood and hold the device up to your lips. Then speak normally and the on-screen mouth will calibrate with your voice! Everyone around you will be astounded by how regal you appear."